Снимаю комнату...
У хозяйки дочь 15 лет, смотрит телек, входит маман.
Слышу крик:
— А ну выключи, тебе еще рано такое смотреть!!!
— Мам, это комедия!
— Ни хера себе комедия!!! Они там е@утся , а ей смешно!!!
Анекдоты | Истории| Приколы
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Start with a fresh view of investing strategy. The combination of risks and fads this quarter looks to be topping. That means the future is ready to move in.Likely, there will not be a wholesale shift. Company actions will aim to benefit from economic growth, inflationary pressures and a return of market-determined interest rates. In turn, all of that should drive the stock market and investment returns higher.
The S&P 500 slumped 1.8% on Monday and Tuesday, thanks to China Evergrande, the Chinese property company that looks like it is ready to default on its more-than $300 billion in debt. Cries of the next Lehman Brothers—or maybe the next Silverado?—echoed through the canyons of Wall Street as investors prepared for the worst.
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